雅思幽默句子

关于筷子

"Chinese people use trees as chopsticks."（拿树当筷子？这筷子也太大了吧，应该是use trees for making chopsticks吧？）

关于环保

"I think environmental protection is essential but not so important."（典型的逻辑混乱，essential就等于very important，环保是至关重要但是不是那么重要的？......无语......）

关于电

"Without electricity, the world would become so dark that a person could not even see a hand in front of his face."（缺了至关重要的时间状语at night!这么说的话古代人都是一直生活在伸手不见五指的黑暗中的吗？）

关于看电视

"Watching TV is convenient and people can avoid traffic jam."（这又是什么逻辑？）

自嘲

"That’s a tough one… I guess I’ve never really thought about it, but let me try!"（这个问题有点难……我好像从来没仔细想过，不过我来试试看!）

转折

"But if I had to say…"（但如果非要说的话……）

小故事

"I once heard that Einstein couldn’t tie his own shoelaces, which is funny considering how brilliant he was."（我曾经听说爱因斯坦连自己的鞋带都系不上，考虑到他有多聪明，这确实很有趣。）